My toaster levitated in front of my eyes!
What dark magic is this?
Thunder and lightning rumbled around us,
We could not escape,
The monster was approaching!
It’s spout funnelled down onto the ground, swirling and sucking up everything in its way.
This was no BFG,
It lay in wait just for me.
“My sheep! They’re floating!”
Pots and pans followed the bleats up into the sky,
Believe me, this is no Harry Potter spell,
Was that a baby? I could not tell,
I got out my wand as plain as could be,
“CUMULONIMBUS TURN TO CIRRUS IMMEDIATELY!”
By Little Lu ©️